Guess what the marine Corps called me today to ask if I wanted to be a marine, and I laughed really hard, when I got done the guy asked me why I was laughing, and all I could say was that they really wouldn't want me, then I hung up. But here's my actual list I would of given the guy had I actually been able to explain why the marines+me=never gonna happen
-I cannot run a mile in under 10 minutes if my life depended on it, I especially couldn't run it if whining wasn't allowed.
-Getting sweaty is gross
-I have trouble carrying gallons of milk into the house after grocery shopping, let alone carrying a gun
-I don't believe that there is a position for being a studio artist, in the marines
-I won't follow orders unless they are asked of me politely
-Hard exercise fits nowhere in my vocabulary
-Those uniforms are not the cutest
-Once again…me, running, doing push-ups, and crawling through mud is Not gonna happen
If you could…
…have the sky be any color other than blue what? light purple, or orangy-pink
…be a kind of shoe, what kind? either strappy heels, or some really comfy flip-flops
…only watch one TV channel, forever what one? turner movie classic
…visit someone in time, who? Monet at his big pink house in Giverny
…have a superpower what one? Invisibility
…get rid of one kind of bug what one? I'd have to say mosquitoes, cause they itch, and carry diseases
…be a Disney character who? Ariel of course..but we've all had this discussion before
…name your kid after a color, what color? Umm violet, or vermilion
…have rain be any flavor? It would taste like white grape-peach juice
...and considering that "IF you could" is my favorite anit-bordom game, there'll probably be many more entries of these in the near future
25 bands...in no certain order...okay okay maybe some order, of course I'm gonna think of my favorites first, but that doesn't mean the ones on the bottom I don’t equally love.
Weezer
Fastball
Guster
Barenaked Ladies
Oasis
Jack Johnson
Switchfoot
Aerosmith
Lit
Billie Holiday
Nat King Cole
The Strokes
Ok Go
Better than Ezra
Dashboard Confessionals
Coldplay
The Beatles
The Rolling Stones
The Beach Boys
No Doubt
Ben Folds
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Smashmouth
Stone Temple Pilots
Third Eye Blind
If I was to have a last meal, given that I went on a crime spree and was to end up in jail (which is highly unlikely) this is what I would haave to have…
Banana milk shake
Cornbread
Barbeque sandwich
Baked potato with loots of butter, sour cream, and cheese
Pineapple upside down cake
Sausage balls
Peach yogurt
Ramen noodles
The tequila chicken from Applebee's...yum
Ice tea...no lemon
oreos
…. I'm sure there's more I could list but at this point I would be so full, and miserable I'd probably beg them to shoot me.
Books I could definitely read in one day, they're so good…
Jane Eyre
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Lost Horizon
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Autobiography of Vivian
The Poisonwood Bible
Oh the Places you'll go
The Giver
Ender's Game
Bridget Jones's Diary and Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
A Wrinkle in Time
Gone With the Wind
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
The Last Days of Summer
